You have to love being Greek.  Below is a photo of the “remote control guide” taped to the wall in the TV room at our AHEPA lodge:

The bulk of the sheet is taken up with a diagram of the remote.  The instructions, if you can’t read them, say 1) Turn system on 2) Press TV 3) Press Input until Greek program appears.  And that is pretty much all you need to know if you wish to watch the television at the AHEPA – turn it on and press the button until you see the Greek show, and you are all set.  I love being Greek 🙂